In the 15 minutes that Tiger Woods had his contrived, staged, talking…like…this…because…I…got…caught press conference, the markets on Wall Street literally stopped what they were doing until he finished his speech.
Tiger Woods is finally breaking his silence after three months in seclusion after his well publicized SUV accident and alternate life as “Fred Garvin, Male Prostitue“. What I love is that bookies actually have lines on several items related to this story:
A British bookmaker has set odds at 4-to-7 that Woods wife, Elin, will be with him. William Hill didn’t stop there, however. It offers 8-to-1 odds that Woods will announce he is getting a divorce, 12-to-1 odds that his wife is pregnant and 100-to-1 odds that he is retiring.
Can this story be delivered on a bigger silver platter to the comedians of today?