This is funny, especially being that I can agree with the logic of the flow chart and that one of the net end results means you go to Chick Fil A, one of my favorites!
Today at Chick Fil A restaurants around the country, its Cow Appreciation Day. Simply show up at one of their restaurants dressed up as a cow and you will get a free meal. For those of you not so adventurous, if you just show up wearing a cow related t-shirt or other piece of clothing that references a cow, they’ll give you a sandwich. If you are not familiar with their marketing and advertising campaign, they have cows as their “pitch men”, asking consumers to eat more chicken. Except, the cows can’t spell (ex: Eeet More Chikin).
Later on in the year, around September, they have similar offering where they give away a sandwich if you are wearing a team logo to honor the start of the fall sports season (when football, basketball, hockey start, and when baseball gets into the stretch run).