We’re Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when we’re able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot.
This video is like a train wreck. You can’t stop watching it.
Mad dancing skills demonstrated by the guy with the beard. Be sure to read the subtitles.
Epic. I love the Internet.
That’s a lot of snow (Taken with picplz at the Clark Residence in East Brunswick, NJ)
Holiday of the Day: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances.[indiecred.]
Be sure to pick up your aluminum Festivus Pole:
- Cosmo Kramer: And is there a tree?
- Frank Costanza: No, instead, there’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
- Frank Costanza: It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
And don’t forget to donate to The Human Fund
Spotted On the Subway in NYC: The knights that say Ni.
We are no longer the Knights who say Ni! We are now the Knights who say “Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing”!
First of all, Sarah, its pretty fucking explicable.
You see, US Courts (which are like the “Mama Grizzlies of the Law”, if that helps), have jurisdiction over things like copyrights, (which are what you would want to get if you, say, want to protect a book you wrote, or the word “refudiate” that you invented).
WikiLeaks on the other hand is hosted by a Swedish based company (FYI Sweden is a lot like Alaska in that it’s cold and white, but DIFFERENT in that their economy is based on meatballs & apartment furniture rather than raping the earth for oil). ANYWAY. Long story short, US courts don’t have jurisdiction over Sweden because it’s a different country.
Secondly, I’m not sure WikiLeaks act was “treasonous”. Actually, I’m pretty sure that for something to be “treasonous” it must contain elements of “treason”, a word which is defined as follows:
noun (also high treason)
the crime of betraying one’s country, esp. by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government
So, you see Sarah, unless WikiLeaks and its founders were American, WHICH they aren’t, they would be incapable of being “treasonous” against the United States.
NOT that any of this matters though, as the blatantly obvious point of this Tweet was to conceal a plug for your new book within your ill conceived political philosophy.
And for THAT merging of private business and government, Sarah Palin, I hereby certify you as ready to take the Republican nomination for President.
You are a stupid whore.
I grabbed the above from my Tumblr feed. I have nothing more to add. Amazing the stupidity that can be demonstrated in 140 characters. To quote the Maitre’D from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “I weep for the future” if this woman gets any closer to the White House than she did in 2008.
This is just brilliant. So simple.