Oh, if I had only found this script a week ago.
An absolutely awesome script titled FOOL.JS, full with Mr. T visual, that you too can easily enable on your website.
And when you are done, you can prank unsuspecting visitors to your site with things like an endless loop of Rick Astley, making your site unclickable, and my favorite, the wonky prank that places your site a little off kilter.
Look out on 4/1/13! :)