The folks over at CERN (the European Organization for Nuclear Research) have their Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest Atom smasher, back online (7 hours early actually) after an electrical error put it offline for the past year. So as soon as January, they will be able to smash atoms and create a black hole around the French-Swiss border that will suck in all of humanity.
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