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Dunder Mifflin Has Sold Out

Stephen Clark — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:19:08 +0000

What in the name of Steve Carell is going on? Now you can buy Dunder Mifflin paper at Quill, a subsidiary of Staples!! Heritics!!

Go Directly to Quill’s website to purchase your authentic Dunder Mifflin paper

Via Buzzfeed

Camelot Is Silly

Stephen Clark — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 14:40:15 +0000

We’re Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we’re able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

Lionel

Stephen Clark — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:45:29 +0000

thedailywhat:

Lost Sign of the Day: I truly have an endless love for this sign that’s louder than words.

Make your own!

[fcoti / duckie.]

This is hilarious.

Coco Nails iPad 2 Parody

Stephen Clark — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:30:18 +0000

Conan nails a hilarious parody of the iPad 2 video and announcement.

Potential Gladwell Books

Stephen Clark — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 17:22:09 +0000

Silly and funny site – The Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator – spits out new best selling book covers inspired by the famous author.

Zuck on SNL?

Stephen Clark — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:12:45 +0000

Now this would be fun:

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is being lured to have the last laugh on Oscar-nominated “The Social Network” by making a cameo on “Saturday Night Live” alongside Jesse Eisenberg, who plays him in the movie.

via NY Post.

Between Two Ferns – Bruce Willis

Stephen Clark — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 20:42:51 +0000

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis from Bruce Willis

Very very funny edition of “Between Two Ferns” with Bruce Willis.

Zach: How many children do you have? Who is your favorite? Ashton? Do you get his tweets (@aplusk)?

Classic!

The Holy Censorship Letter of Antioch

Stephen Clark — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:33:29 +0000

A letter between the producers of the film Monty Python and The Search for the Holy Grail after a member of the British Film Board saw a pre-production screening of the film.

“I would like to…retain ‘fart in your general direction’.”

I am not prepared to pursue this line of inquiry any further and I think this letter is extremely silly.

Via Letters of Note

Distorted App Economy

Stephen Clark — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:53:48 +0000

This is how I feel about buying apps – The Oatmeal
Nails it. So funny.

Via Daring Fireball

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And Now For Something Completely Different

Stephen Clark — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:59:46 +0000

This week IFC is running Monty Python: Almost the Truth, The Lawyers Cut, the “definitive” documentary on Monty Python as they celebrate their 40th anniversary this year. If you have not set your DVR, please do so as the first two episodes have been very interesting and entertaining. They interview the members of Monty Python who provide some great perspective on their thoughts and mindsets when they were creating their famous skits. Last nights was great because they went through some of the favorite skits from the Python troupe as well as some famous (and not famous) comedians and writers. Some of the skits that were called out include:

Mr. Hilter Living in Maidenhead
Dead Parrot Sketch
Penguin on the Telly

And many, many others. If you are any sort of comedy and Monty Python fan, this is a must watch.

And Like A Good Neighbor…

Stephen Clark — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:48:15 +0000

A couple in Germany wanted a baby but could not conceive because the guy was, er, shooting blanks. So the guy then hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. And from there, pure comedy. Wasn’t this a skit on Saturday Night Live?

Space Balls vs Star Wars

Stephen Clark — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:27:00 +0000

I found this clip from tonight’s The Daily Show very funny. If you have not been watching it this week, Jon Stewart has been having a field day since Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) showed up at the inauguration in a wheelchair because he threw his back out moving boxes into his new house.

Pick Your Bimbo

Stephen Clark — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:02:00 +0000

Why does this answer…

remind me of this answer?

We could be in a heap of trouble. Wait, we already are in a heap of trouble.

Blogging “His Boys”

Stephen Clark — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:51:00 +0000

This is pure comedy.

A football player from the Washington Redskins, Chris Cooley, trying to be all hip and cool with his own blog, posted a photo of a quiz (NSFW) he was taking on the New Orleans Saints defense, because he wanted to try out posting to his blog on his own. He did this while he was naked. And you can see everything. And he didn’t realize it. And it was on his blog for a full day, Sunday, while he was playing the game against the Saints.

Then, he posted an apology that is funnier than the offending post itself.

Don’t mix technology and football players.

Tina Fey Does A Dead On Palin

Stephen Clark — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:06:00 +0000

Tropic Thunder

Stephen Clark — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:40:00 +0000

Rating: PG-13
Released: August 15, 2008
Starring: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Steve Coogan, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Brandon T. Jackson, Bill Hader, Nick Nolte, with Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey
Trailer / Official Site

Sometimes, I don’t think Ben Stiller gets enough credit for the brilliance of his comedy. I am absolutely convinced that if Robert Downey, Jr. did not snort his life away while he was in his 20′s and 30′s, he’d be an even bigger star than he is already, and would have a couple of Oscars under his belt by now. His performance in this movie was top notch, hilarious even. This was one of the funnier movies I’ve seen in a while (a nod to my wife Lisa who suggested we go). Its not one of those outlandish comedies like Wedding Crashers, but is a very smart, well written, astutely cast films that just works. None of the actors take themselves too seriously, especially Cruise and McConaughey. Its one of those movies where you either get it, or you don’t.

Manny Who?

Stephen Clark — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:31:00 +0000

Seen Sunday August 2, two days after Manny Ramirez was traded from the Red Sox to the Dodgers, on a construction site on Lansdowne Street across the street from Fenway Park. Photo was actually taken from within the grounds of Fenway Park.

Colbert for President

Stephen Clark — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:57:00 +0000

So after Stephen Colbert’s recent announcement that he was running for president, he went on the TV show circuit, including a stop on Meet the Press with Tim Russert. A nice outtake of that interview was a talk with Russert out of character. I’ve never seen him out of character. Interesting.

Internship At Clinton Foundation

Stephen Clark — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 14:29:00 +0000

For all you college students and political wanna-be’s, the Clinton Foundation’s Internship Program will offer you, and I quote, “hands-on experience”. Too many jokes….too many jokes.

Duck Hunter

Stephen Clark — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:08:00 +0000

Jon Stewart is in absolutely rarified form these days with all the news about VP Dick Cheney shooting one of his fellow Republicans at a ranch in Texas. I wish no ill will on Mr. Whittington, the man whom Mr. Cheney shot (giggle, giggle), as the reports are that he had a heart attack and is slow to recover. But this is one of the most hilarious political stories in a long, long time. And the talk shows are rightfully having a field day.

Letterman, The Sports Guy

Stephen Clark — Fri, 22 Oct 2004 15:47:00 +0000

Curt Schilling was on the Late Show with David Letterman on Thursday evening and he read a really funny Top 10 List. #1 is absolutely hysterical.

Here is just a fantastic article from Bill Simmons (aka The Sports Guy) of ESPN that again sums up the state of being a Red Sox fan during this state of sheer extacy. A far cry from his article last year when the Sox did not fair as well against the Yanks.

Letterman

Stephen Clark — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 03:10:00 +0000

I am watching Letterman and he has Hillary Duff as his guest. She has to be one of the most annoying people I have ever watched on television. It just amazes me that people like this become famous and that there are others out there who actually pay to waste two hours of their life watching this bimbo on the big screen. And even scarier, there are executives and movie studios paying her. Hollywood never ceases to amaze me.